The Timeless Art of Seduction

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humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 13,450 notes

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 65,441 notes
mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 93,106 notes
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ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 330,355 notes
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2 days ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 9,722 notes

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

2 days ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 91,969 notes
robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

4 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 105,944 notes

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 349,352 notes

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 117,831 notes
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scotsmcall:

don’t trust people that dislike tyler posey

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 9,018 notes

mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 291,303 notes
5 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 323,859 notes