The Timeless Art of Seduction
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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 65,368 notes
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defendthyfandom:

i was supposed to be cleaning

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 157,143 notes
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theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 65,013 notes

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 266,160 notes

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mrstarrk:

Marvel Cinematic Universe (minus the Incredible Hulk)

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 12,355 notes

sh1re:

happy easter

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 224,526 notes
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 95,871 notes

rocksfalleveryonedies:

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 286,004 notes
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lets-wait-for-a-better-day:

thebacklot:

buzzfeed:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

I have so many questions

This is so important. 

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 229,466 notes

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 31,008 notes
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