The Timeless Art of Seduction

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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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4 days ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 253,045 notes

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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4 days ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 119,999 notes

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

2 weeks ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 274,251 notes
2 weeks ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 58,873 notes
beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

2 weeks ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 151,241 notes
kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

2 weeks ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 68,402 notes

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

2 weeks ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 72,756 notes

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

2 weeks ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 757,649 notes
2 weeks ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 184,012 notes

makos-lightningrod:

badass korra in the badass avatar state (even though it was provoked by TERRIBLE POISONING.)

2 weeks ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 4,344 notes
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

2 weeks ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 236,639 notes
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taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

1 month ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 238,434 notes

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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1 month ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 192,970 notes