The Timeless Art of Seduction

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toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

20 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 292,735 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

20 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 925,873 notes
leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 91,529 notes
2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 224,941 notes
2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 346 notes

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 421,572 notes

broodingsoul:

teen wolf meets cards against humanity

Wow wow wow it was all fun and games until Allison Argent ended up dead.

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 20,990 notes
thatisnotahat:


I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 356,627 notes
3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 192,740 notes
madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 388,418 notes

fyspringfield:

This.

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 91,544 notes
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 754,654 notes
satanworship:

i love banksy

satanworship:

i love banksy

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 171,955 notes

allteensrelate:

home alone? more like

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 96,487 notes

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

3 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 365,418 notes