The Timeless Art of Seduction

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taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 222,900 notes

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 153,585 notes

janemba:

codeinewarrior:

sunnbather:

codeinewarrior:

people forget that south africa ended apartheid only two decades ago

People also forget that because of that, there are severe anti-white sentiments in South Africa to the point that a lot of the white people there don’t feel safe in their own country

whose country?

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1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 30,749 notes

quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 19,164 notes

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 217,314 notes

heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 174,532 notes
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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 290,385 notes

officialwhitegirls:

at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 36,660 notes

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

i hope i reincarnate into an anime character

AND LIVE

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2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 48,551 notes
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lovethyhippie:

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

coward

lovethyhippie:

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

coward

2 weeks ago on August 9th, 2014 | J | 128,282 notes

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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yeah cause they are

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oh cry me a river

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if i did you’d pollute it

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YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED

2 weeks ago on August 9th, 2014 | J | 243,092 notes