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Hey, I'm Max. I'm 18 and from Missouri. Welcome to my land of fandoms
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studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS
IM SCREAMING SO LOUD
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
"Do you know what a mandala is?"
"Um, those are those round Buddhist art things."
“The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they’re done, after days and weeks of work, they wipe it all away.”
"Wow, that’s, that’s a lot."
"Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you’re done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. You have to remember that, it’s all temporary.”one of my fav scenes
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg