got kicked out of Kmart for moving the ‘caution wet’ sign to the 50 shades of grey shelf
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
I don’t want to be alone but at the same time ew people
I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PLEASE FOR A SECOND
riders-of-brohan:“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Tumblr consistently asks the hard hitting questions.