The Timeless Art of Seduction

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dicksplit:

"Tell the class a little bit about yourself"

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8 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 32,705 notes
lion:

STOP

lion:

STOP

8 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 51,773 notes

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 301,840 notes
1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 13,358 notes
himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 513,363 notes
1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 281,366 notes
sadfag:

taylorswift arriving at the country music awards

sadfag:

taylorswift arriving at the country music awards

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 105,505 notes
regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 94,235 notes

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 51,672 notes
1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 44,678 notes
surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

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1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 170,186 notes

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 292,423 notes

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 601,798 notes
ladyhightimes:


"Do you know what a mandala is?" 
"Um, those are those round Buddhist art things." 
“The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they’re done, after days and weeks of work, they wipe it all away.” 
"Wow, that’s, that’s a lot." 
"Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you’re done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. You have to remember that, it’s all temporary.” 

one of my fav scenes

ladyhightimes:

"Do you know what a mandala is?" 

"Um, those are those round Buddhist art things."

The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they’re done, after days and weeks of work, they wipe it all away.”

"Wow, that’s, that’s a lot."

"Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you’re done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. You have to remember that, it’s all temporary.” 

one of my fav scenes
1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 37,517 notes

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 623,959 notes