The Timeless Art of Seduction
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theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 60,164 notes

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 259,650 notes

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 6,412 notes

mrstarrk:

Marvel Cinematic Universe (minus the Incredible Hulk)

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 11,169 notes

sh1re:

happy easter

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 169,817 notes
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 73,343 notes

rocksfalleveryonedies:

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 277,971 notes
985,018 plays

lets-wait-for-a-better-day:

thebacklot:

buzzfeed:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

I have so many questions

This is so important. 

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 216,729 notes

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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16 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 17,055 notes
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2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 247,342 notes

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

3 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 74,092 notes
coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 132,370 notes
3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 18,700 notes