The Timeless Art of Seduction

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 232,343 notes
1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 19,946 notes
beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 123,911 notes
kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 66,947 notes

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 30,112 notes

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

3 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 754,680 notes
3 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 133,669 notes

makos-lightningrod:

badass korra in the badass avatar state (even though it was provoked by TERRIBLE POISONING.)

3 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 4,202 notes
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

3 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 169,711 notes
3 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 191,250 notes
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taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

2 weeks ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 230,804 notes

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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2 weeks ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 166,441 notes

janemba:

codeinewarrior:

sunnbather:

codeinewarrior:

people forget that south africa ended apartheid only two decades ago

People also forget that because of that, there are severe anti-white sentiments in South Africa to the point that a lot of the white people there don’t feel safe in their own country

whose country?

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2 weeks ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 32,738 notes

quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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2 weeks ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 22,416 notes